It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia2005
Dennis Reynolds:
If you guys love Christmas so much, why do you always wait until the last possible minute to put up the Christmas decorations? It is the day before Christmas.
Mac:
That's our tradition.
Charlie Kelly:
Yeah, that's what we do. We drink a lot of eggnog. We pass out. And then we don't put anything up, so we do it at the last minute.
Mac:
Yeah, then we wake up at Christmas and celebrate by throwing rocks at moving freight trains.
Dee Reynolds:
Why would grown men throw rocks at trains?
Mac:
Why wouldn't we throw rocks at trains? It's beats throwing rocks at passing cars, or at people.
Charlie Kelly:
It's awesome. That's what you do on Christmas morning. We've been doing it since we were kids. Look, whatever. I'm sorry that we love Christmas and we have awesome Christmas traditions and you guys hate Christmas.
Mac:
They hate Christmas because I always got the best gifts, and Frank always gave them shitty presents.
Dee Reynolds:
You think we don't like Christmas because Frank gave us shitty presents?
Dennis Reynolds:
Is that really what you think? No, Frank didn't buy shitty presents. Frank bought the most awesome presents in the world. As a matter of fact, he would find out whatever Christmas presents we wanted that year... and he would buy them for himself instead of buying them for us.
Charlie Kelly:
Really? That must have been why he wanted me to walkie you guys when you got to the bar. 'Cause he was trying to do something about making your Christmas better. Or worse.
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