It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia2005

[after watching an old video of a young Mac and his parents stealing presents]

Charlie Kelly:
Dude, what was that? What just happened? What was that right there? What was the family on the stairs? What was that?

Mac:
That was probally the next family coming in to get their presents.

Charlie Kelly:
What are you talking about? What was happening there?

Mac:
That was the Christmas tradition my parents had. You go from house to house collecting your presents. And then when the next family would come, you would take your presents and run.

Charlie Kelly:
I am not aware of that tradition, Mac. In fact, I think that you and your parents were just stealing from that home.

Mac:
Oh no. I was taking their presents, but they were taking mine. Yeah, dude. That's why there were never any presents at my house on Christmas morning or when we got back. The neighbors took them. It's a South Philadelphia tradition, Charlie.

Charlie Kelly:
No, that makes no sense. People don't do that, dude. That doesn't make any sense.

Mac:
You're telling me that on Christmas morning, you and your mother would not go to your neighbor's house and take their presents?

Charlie Kelly:
No! No one does that!

Mac:
Well, my dad told me that was the tradition.

Charlie Kelly:
Mac, your dad is a convicted thief and a murderer who eats people. So, he's not really trustworthy.

Mac:
This is really dicking with my Christmas spirit.