It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia2005

Mac:
Are you sure?

Dennis Reynolds:
Yeah, look at his jeans dude that's a, that's an unmistakable bulge of a large penis in those jeans.

Dee Reynolds:
Yeah that's a dick in those pants.

Mac:
There's a dick in those pants!

Dennis Reynolds:
Yeah.

Mac:
I'll be right back.

Mac:
Excuse me bro can you give me a second. [Club goer exits] Thanks. Is that a penis in your pants?

Carmen:
Yeah.

Mac:
You lied to me.

Carmen:
No i didn't, you lied to me. You don't work out? Please i see you at the gym your ripped.

Mac:
Wait don't turn this around... Wait, really? You think so.

Carmen:
Yeah.

Mac:
I was afraid i was getting a little too ripped, you know?

Carmen:
No, i like it.

Mac:
Wow. Hmmmm.

Mac:
Well i gotta get back to work, umm, but i don't know maybe ill give you a call sometime.

Carmen:
Ok.

Mac:
Yeah, yeah ill give you a call.