It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

     

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia2005

Genre: Comedy
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is an American sitcom that premiered on FX on August 4, 2005, and moved to FXX beginning with the ninth season in 2013. It was created by Rob McElhenney, who developed it with Glenn Howerton. It is executive produce… more »


Dennis Reynolds:
What the hell is she doing here?

Waitress:
What the hell is she doing here? Really? Really. I'll tell you what I'm doing here. You wanna know what I'm doing here, sh*t-for-brains? I had sex with your dad! That's right! I had sex with your father, because just like you, I like my sex old and ugly! And with fake hair on their heads that falls off when you're having sex with them! It just falls off, because that's what you do, Dennis Reynolds - you like to have sex with old people! And you said that you loved me! You said "I love you", and so I thought "Okay, well, I love you too"! How do you show love? You go and have sex with old people, SO THAT'S WHAT I DID TOO!

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