It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia2005

Dennis Reynolds:
[holding flowers and chocolates] Hi.

Mrs. Mac:
What?

Dennis Reynolds:
I'm looking for Mrs. Mac. Is she in? I'm a friend of her son's.

Mrs. Mac:
I know you, Dennis.

Dennis Reynolds:
Oh... oh, my God... ah... it's been a long time. I haven't seen you in a while, you look different.

Mrs. Mac:
I gained a little weight.

Dennis Reynolds:
Is that what it is? 'Looks good on ya.

Mrs. Mac:
Yeah.

Dennis Reynolds:
Yeah... Mind if I sit?

[Mrs. Mac groans]

Dennis Reynolds:
So, watching a little TV outside, huh?

Mrs. Mac:
I like the fresh air.

Dennis Reynolds:
Probably gets a little lonely though, every once in a while, watching TV out here by yourself. Every once in a while you probably want a man, right?

[Mrs. Mac sighs]

Dennis Reynolds:
Someone to fulfill your desires?

[puts hand on Mrs. Mac's thigh]

Mrs. Mac:
Oh... Not interested.

Dennis Reynolds:
Don't fight it, Mrs. Mac. Why don't we go inside and have a little fun.

Mrs. Mac:
'Don't find you attractive.

Dennis Reynolds:
What?

Mrs. Mac:
I think you're an ugly man.

Dennis Reynolds:
You think I'm ugly?

Mrs. Mac:
Yeah.

Dennis Reynolds:
I'm not ugly, you're ugly.

Mrs. Mac:
Yeah.