It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia2005

Charlie Kelly:
[Charlie and Dee examine bodies in a morgue] These are two dead bodies.

Dee Reynolds:
They're dead. Two dead guys.

Charlie Kelly:
This is the real deal here.

Dee Reynolds:
[Examining African American specimen] I don't think I can eat this guy.

Charlie Kelly:
I don't think I can, right? Why is that?

Dee Reynolds:
I don't know.

Charlie Kelly:
It's not because he's black, though, right?

Dee Reynolds:
Of course not... I don't think so... No.

Charlie Kelly:
It's because he's dead, right?

Dee Reynolds:
It's because he's dead, that's why not.

Charlie Kelly:
Good, good, good. [pause] I've got a question for you: is it racist if we don't eat this guy?

Dee Reynolds:
Well, sh*t, Charlie. Now it is.

Charlie Kelly:
I'm sorry, Dee. [walking over to white specimen] The white guy over here looks better to me for some reason.

Dee Reynolds:
So much better, doesn't he? What is that?

Charlie Kelly:
You know what it is? Generally, I don't eat dark meat.

Dee Reynolds:
I prefer the white meat. I always have.

Charlie Kelly:
It's not that guy. It's this guy.

Dee Reynolds:
The problem is: I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals *and* we're racists.

Dee Reynolds:
We're not, Dee. Cannibalism? Racism? Dee, that's not for us. You know? Those are the decisions that are best left to the suits in Washington. Okay? We're just here to eat some dude.

Dee Reynolds:
You lost me with Washington, but the rest I agree with. So let's eat a peace of this guy.

Charlie Kelly:
[long, apprehensive pause] I can't do it.

Dee Reynolds:
No. Me neither.

Charlie Kelly:
The goods news is, I guess this means we're not racist.