It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia2005

Charlie Kelly:
[singing with his band] Night Man, sneaky and mean / Spider inside my dreams / I think I love you / You make me want to cry / You make me want to die / I love you / I love you / I love you / I love you / I love you Night Man / Every night you come into my room and pin me down / With your strong arms you pin me down / And I try to fight you / You come inside me / And fill me up and I become the...

Mac:
[cuts him off] Whoa whoa, Charlie. Okay the first part of that song was kinda cool but what's up with the second part?

Charlie Kelly:
Well it's about the Night Man and how he comes inside me and I like become him, you know I become the spirit of the Night Man

Mac:
Yeah? Cause it sounds like a song where a guy breaks into your house and rapes you!

Charlie Kelly:
What? No. Where are you getting that from? Here' let me play the rest [starts singing again] It's just two men sharing the night/ It might seem wrong but it's just right/ It's just two men sharing each other/ It's just two men like loving brothers/ One on top and one on bottom/ One is inside and one is out/ One is screaming he's so happy/ The other's screaming a passionate shout/ It's the Night Man/ The feeling so wrong and right man/ The feeling so wrong and... / I can't fight you Night Man when you come inside me and pin me down with your strong hands and I become the niiiiiiight/ The passionate, passionate Night Man!