It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia2005

Genre: Comedy
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is an American sitcom that premiered on FX on August 4, 2005, and moved to FXX beginning with the ninth season in 2013. It was created by Rob McElhenney, who developed it with Glenn Howerton. It is executive produce… more »



Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson:
Okay, Dennis, I'm confused.

Dennis Reynolds:
Why's that?

Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson:
These are just pictures of women with giant breasts.

Dennis Reynolds:
...Yeah.

Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson:
And in some of these sketches, the women aren't even wearing clothes.

Dennis Reynolds:
Yes.

Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson:
Well... Why?

Dennis Reynolds:
Listen... Let me level with you. You're an attractive girl. I mean certainly you've got some potential, right? There's no reason to be so nervous around me. Why don't you just order a couple of my dresses and maybe if you're lucky, I'll even make one special just for you. And if you look good enough in it... hell, I might even consider having sex with you. How does that sound?

Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson:
Terrible.

Dennis Reynolds:
Alright, let's just calm down. You're having a reaction. It's understandable. It's the nerd in you talking. Why don't we start over. How many of my dresses would you like to order?

Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson:
None. Not one.

Dennis Reynolds:
Okay, well I'm not going to take no for an answer because I just refuse to do that because I'm a winner and winners... we don't listen to words like "no" or "don't" or "stop!" Those words are just not in our vocabulary. I know what you need. You need to see my dresses on a model. I'll tell you what, I'm going to come back tomorrow with a model.

Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson:
Please don't do that.

Dennis Reynolds:
Save your breath, Ingrid. Those words have never worked on me. I'll see you tomorrow.

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