It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia2005

Frank Reynolds:
Employee evaluation. This bar is a business, and we're gonna start acting like one.

Mac:
Yeah, well, I DON'T want to start acting like a business, 'cause that sounds boring as sh*t.

Dennis Reynolds:
Yeah, and this thing's, like, ten pages long, so you know what? I'm not gonna read it.

Frank Reynolds:
Well, then, that's gonna affect your rank!

Dennis Reynolds:
Rank?

Frank Reynolds:
I put us all in a ranking system so you'd all care about your jobs.

Dennis Reynolds:
Are we ranked now?

Frank Reynolds:
Yes, you are.

Dennis Reynolds:
Where am I ranked?

Frank Reynolds:
Second, after me.

Mac:
Wait, what about me?

Frank Reynolds:
You're third.

Mac:
WHAT? Why am I third?

Frank Reynolds:
Too volatile.

Mac:
BULLSHIT! That's BULLSHIT!