It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia2005

The Attorney:
This family behind me has 90 days to vacate. Until then, you can't touch them. [Frank starts yelling]

Charlie Kelly:
Let me handle this, Frank. It's not bullbird. He's making a few good points. [turns to lawyer] Look, buddy. I know a lot about the law and various other lawyerings. I'm well educated. Well versed. I know that situations like this- real estate wise- they're very complex.

The Attorney:
Actually, they're pretty simple. The forms are all standard boiler plate.

Charlie Kelly:
Okay. Well, we're all hungry. We're gonna get to our hotplates soon enough, alright? Let's talk about the contract here.

The Attorney:
I'm sorry, I forgot. Where did you go to law school again?

Charlie Kelly:
I could ask you the very same question...

The Attorney:
[interrupting] I went to Harvard.

Charlie Kelly:
[incoherent mumbling]

The Attorney:
What?

Charlie Kelly:
I'm pleading the 5th, sir.

The Attorney:
I wouldn't advise you do that.

Charlie Kelly:
And I'll take that advise under cooperation, alright? Now, let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?

The Attorney:
You know, I don't think I'm going to do anything close to that and I can clearly see you know nothing about the law. Seems like you have a tenuous grasp on the English language in general.

Charlie Kelly:
[more mumbling]... Filibuster...

The Attorney:
Do you know what that word means?

Charlie Kelly:
[after a long, stammering pause, Charlie screams and crashes through what's left of the door]