It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia2005

Charlie Kelly:
I knew that guy was full of sh*t! I knew it!

Dennis Reynolds:
What guy?

Charlie Kelly:
That lawyer guy, okay. He totally besmirched me today, and I demand satisfaction.

Mac:
You want him to bang you?

Charlie Kelly:
Mac, be serious. He slandered me in front of a jury of my own peers. Look what they used to do when that sort of thing happened [shows gang history book] . Take a look at this picture. What do you see?

Mac:
I see two trannies shooting at each other.

Charlie Kelly:
No, dude. They're dueling, okay? These are lawyers settling an argument by dueling it out.

Dennis Reynolds:
How do you know that the two trannies are lawyers?

Charlie Kelly:
[slams book, looking at Frank] Because it's an old book, okay? I don't need to explain everything to you about what I know. I'm trying to... get satisfied... From this dude... and you're trying to...

Charlie Kelly:
[giving up and leaving] I'm getting satisfied.