It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

     

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia2005

Genre: Comedy
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is an American sitcom that premiered on FX on August 4, 2005, and moved to FXX beginning with the ninth season in 2013. It was created by Rob McElhenney, who developed it with Glenn Howerton. It is executive produce… more »


Charlie Kelly:
I knew that guy was full of sh*t! I knew it!

Dennis Reynolds:
What guy?

Charlie Kelly:
That lawyer guy, okay. He totally besmirched me today, and I demand satisfaction.

Mac:
You want him to bang you?

Charlie Kelly:
Mac, be serious. He slandered me in front of a jury of my own peers. Look what they used to do when that sort of thing happened [shows gang history book] . Take a look at this picture. What do you see?

Mac:
I see two trannies shooting at each other.

Charlie Kelly:
No, dude. They're dueling, okay? These are lawyers settling an argument by dueling it out.

Dennis Reynolds:
How do you know that the two trannies are lawyers?

Charlie Kelly:
[slams book, looking at Frank] Because it's an old book, okay? I don't need to explain everything to you about what I know. I'm trying to... get satisfied... From this dude... and you're trying to...

Charlie Kelly:
[giving up and leaving] I'm getting satisfied.

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