It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

     

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia2005

Genre: Comedy
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is an American sitcom that premiered on FX on August 4, 2005, and moved to FXX beginning with the ninth season in 2013. It was created by Rob McElhenney, who developed it with Glenn Howerton. It is executive produce… more »


Dee Reynolds:
[upon finding someone slumped over in a booth] Who's this?

Mac:
I don't know. I've never seen him before.

Dee Reynolds:
Well, can you get him out of here? He stinks.

Mac:
[walking over to the man] Hey, let's go. Oh my Je... oh my god! He sh*t his pants, Dee. Dee, he sh*t his pants.

Dee Reynolds:
Oh, I don't want to know that.

Mac:
[Mac groans and grabs a pool stick] I'm gonna poke him with this. Get up old man. This isn't the American Legion. Wake up! Yo!

Dee Reynolds:
What's the matter?

Mac:
He won't wake up.

Dee Reynolds:
Well, poke him harder in his ribs.

Mac:
[continuing to poke the man] Wake up old man. Wake up!

[the man falls over to his side]

Mac:
Holy sh*t. That b*tch is dead.

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