It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia2005

Dennis Reynolds:
Where am I having dinner tonight, Frank? I'm kind of in the mood for Asian fusion.

Frank Reynolds:
No more dinners. We're going straight to bangin' from now on. Check this out. [Shows Dennis his newspaper ad]

Dennis Reynolds:
Jesus Christ, man.

Frank Reynolds:
What, you got a problem?

Dennis Reynolds:
Yeah. This makes me seem like a whore.

Frank Reynolds:
You are a whore.

Dennis Reynolds:
I'm not a whore, I'm a handsome companion who goes to nice dinners with fancy women, and who has rules about what he'll do. I mean, what happened to the rules, Frank?

Frank Reynolds:
You can still have your rules.

Dennis Reynolds:
It says right here - "No rules!"

Frank Reynolds:
Don't be so uptight.

Dennis Reynolds:
You know what? I'm walking from this - [Frank slaps him] What the hell, dude?

Frank Reynolds:
I'm knocking some sense into you, Dennis. This is all you got. [He slaps Dennis again]

Dennis Reynolds:
Dude, why do you keep hitting me?

Frank Reynolds:
Don't talk back to me!

Dennis Reynolds:
Okay. Sorry.

Frank Reynolds:
Look, I'm gonna get you out of this. It's you and me against the world. I'm not gonna let anything bad happen to you.

Dennis Reynolds:
You promise?

Frank Reynolds:
I promise. And hey, I don't wanna hit you, baby, so please don't make me, okay? You're my one and only. You gotta do right by me, okay?

Dennis Reynolds:
Okay.