It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia2005

Mac:
[Handing Charlie a pear] Chomp into it.

Charlie Kelly:
Just bite it?

Mac:
Yeah.

Charlie Kelly:
Okay.

Mac:
Like a piece of fruit, you would bite into it...

Charlie Kelly:
[Charlie bites pear] Agh! Tastes like sand.

Mac:
Like sand? Oh, that-that pear's not ripe, dude.

Charlie Kelly:
Ah.

Mac:
He burned us. Gypsy son of a b*tch burned us! Excuse me, sir? What are you doing to my friend, Bozo? You burned us. It's dry.

Fruit Vendor:
You picked it out.

Mac:
Well, let's not get into a whole who picked out what. It's... I want my 35 cents back. Charlie, give him the pear.

Charlie Kelly:
I can't, I just ate it.

Mac:
The whole thing?

Charlie Kelly:
Yeah. It was pretty gross and I...

Mac:
The stem and-and the core?

Charlie Kelly:
You didn't tell me not to eat the stem, dude!

Mac:
Did you eat the stickers that are all over it?

Charlie Kelly:
Yeah, it was gross!

Mac:
Of course it's gross... it's a sticker, bro!

Charlie Kelly:
I eat stickers all the time, dude!

Mac:
Oh my god! This whole thing is a disaster. I'm going back to the car.