JAG1995

PO 2nd Class Roland Potts:
How else am I supposed to shape up, sir?

Lt. Bud Roberts:
Stop eating.

PO 2nd Class Roland Potts:
Sir, that's what Colonel MacKenzie said.

Lt. Bud Roberts:
Well, I stopped eating, and I lost twenty pounds.

PO 2nd Class Roland Potts:
Whoa! How'd you do that, sir?

Lt. Bud Roberts:
I... broke my jaw.

PO 2nd Class Roland Potts:
Oh... did that hurt, sir?

Lt. Bud Roberts:
Don't even think about it, Potts!