Jackie Chan Adventures2000

Dr. Necrosis:
You are not what I expected Agent Tag. Although your disguise as a buffon was most convincing.

Jackie:
But I am not Agent Tag. I am Jackie Chan, a researcher!

Dr. Necrosis:
Of course if you were Agent Tag, you would deny it emphatically.

Jackie:
No. I would claim to be Agent Tag, assuming you would not believe me.

Dr. Necrosis:
Then I would anticipate your assumption and I would not believe you.

Jackie:
I would foresee your anticipating my assumption of you're not believing me.

Dr. Necrosis:
But how could you predict I would expect your forseeing my anticipation of your assuming by not believing! HAH! Answer me that.

Jackie:
I do not even know what you just said!

Dr. Necrosis:
Precisely what I expected you to say, Agent Tag!