Jake and Amir

Jake and Amir2007

Jake and Amir is an American comedy duo made up of podcasters and former CollegeHumor writers Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld. Jake and Amir came into prominence in 2007 when they began writing and starring in CollegeHumor's Jake and Amir web serie… more »



Amir:
So what're you doing here, Huddy?

Doobs:
You can't call me that anymore, A-Squeer!

Amir:
No!

Doobs:
Yes! BECAUSE AS OF 3 SECONDS AGO I HAVE LITERALLY CHANGED MY NAME YET AGAIN, TO PENIS DICKLING "THE GOOSE!" OW!WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!

Jake:
Is that what you think a Goose sounds like?

Amir:
Now what am I gonna call him?

Jake:
I don't know, Penis is still bad. I mean, Dickling is awful!

Amir:
Mr.Goose!

Doobs:
OOOOOOHHHHH,curse you!

Jake:
That was like the nicest thing you could have called him.

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