Joan of Arcadia2003

Friedman:
You got to forget about Grace, dude.

Luke:
But I get these feelings. I know it's a biological reaction...

Friedman:
We're not talking biology here. We're talking psychology. You're always throwing yourself against the one gate that's locked. And why? Because you're afraid of going through the gate and enjoying the pleasures of the garden...

Luke:
Hey, hey, I'm not afraid of going through the gate.

Friedman:
Then why are you always walking right past the one gate that's wide open? And don't tell me you don't know who I'm talking about.

Luke:
Glynis?

Friedman:
She's wacky for you, dude. When I took her to the dance, all she talked about was you. Extremely annoying, but, uh... it's because I was wearing cologne and everything.

Luke:
I can't just transfer my feelings from one person to another.

Friedman:
Of course you can. It's built into our DNA. Did you see the look Glynis gave you in Chem today? That's a look you usually have to download.

Luke:
Okay... I appreciate the rather base concern, but I can take care of my own love life.

Friedman:
Right... in the shower.