Joan of Arcadia2003

Joan:
I thought we were going with monotheism.

Twin-Girl God:
I'm impressed you know what that is.

Joan:
Why are you torturing me, And don't say I'm torturing myself.

Twin-Girl God:
Sometimes it's hard to believe what you see, so you have to trust the world behind your eyes,

Joan:
There's a world behind my eyes? Great, because this one isn't enough trouble.

Twin-Girl God:
People manage to believe in me, even though they have no idea what I am, they trust me even in the silence.

Joan:
OK. Can you take care of the rash and the barfing? Save the haiku for another time.

[Twin-Girls combine into one]

Joan:
Very matrix.

Twin-Girl God:
Go to the doctor, you're sick.