Joan of Arcadia

     

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Joan of Arcadia is an American television fantasy/family drama telling the story of teenager Joan Girardi (played by Amber Tamblyn), who sees and speaks with God and performs tasks she is given. The series originally aired on Fridays, 8–9 p.m. on CB… more »


[the previous night God had appeared on TV and Joan's father turned off the TV]

Linesman God:
Hey kid, it's me. You need proof? Fine. Sometimes you like to practice french kissing yourself in the mirror.

Joan:
Why do you have to be so mean? Look, that was my Dad who turned you off last night, so if there's some kind of penalty, then I think...

Linesman God:
Fine. He shall spend all of eternity burning in hell.

Joan:
No, no, no, no, my dad's a really great guy.

Linesman God:
I'm kidding. There's no penalty for turning me off. Hey, just because I speak doesn't mean anyone has to listen.

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