Just Shoot Me!1997

Maya Gallo:
Surely you realize that idolizing physical beauty is wrong.

Elliot DiMauro:
Oh, really? Tell me what you thought, honestly, when you first saw Michaelangelo's David?

Maya Gallo:
I thought it was an incredible sculputure.

Elliot DiMauro:
That's right, because David is the perfect male form.

Maya Gallo:
No, because Michaelangelo was a genius.

Elliot DiMauro:
Imagine if Michaelangelo had sculpted it with the same artistry but made it to look like, say, me?

[poses like David]

Maya Gallo:
It would still be a work of art.

Elliot DiMauro:
How about now?

[pulls up his shirt to expose his flabby torso]

Maya Gallo:
Fine, fine, you win.