Just Shoot Me!1997

Narrator:
Now, I don't know for sure, but so I am told / The Finch's black heart turned completely to gold.

Dennis Finch:
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.

Narrator:
For once Finch felt like more than a peasant / Then he noticed that Elliot had opened his present.

Elliot DiMauro:
"To Elliot from Finch: Take that, you bald-headed loser!" What the hell?

Narrator:
But the Finch is clever, he always survives.

Dennis Finch:
[Pulls on fire alarm] Fire! Fire! Run for your lives!

Narrator:
And those jingle bells rang from New York to New Jersey / Merry Christmas to all, and happy Hannukah to Persky.

Persky:
Thank you, sir?