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Just Shoot Me!1997

Just Shoot Me! is an American television sitcom that aired on NBC from March 4, 1997, to August 16, 2003, with a total of 148 half-hour episodes spanning seven seasons. The show was created by Steven Levitan, the show's executive producer. The show … more »


[phone rings; Dennis answers]

Dennis Finch:
Jack Gallo's office.... Hey, boss. How did it go?... All right!

Dennis Finch:
[to Maya] They had the baby.

Maya Gallo:
Yeah, well, congratulations.

Dennis Finch:
[to Jack] Maya says, "Congratulations," but it's in a tone that connotes disinterest.... Whew!

Dennis Finch:
[to Maya] Eight pounds, twelve ounces.

Maya Gallo:
Ouch.

Dennis Finch:
[to Jack] She's making sport of your courageous wife's pain....

Dennis Finch:
[to Maya] Blue eyes, dark hair, great lungs.

Maya Gallo:
Just like Elvis.

Dennis Finch:
[to Jack] She's comparing the baby to a bloated drug addict.

[Maya walks away]

Dennis Finch:
[to Maya] Hey, it's a girl: You got a sister.

Maya Gallo:
A sister? She's not my sister.... Oh, my god. She's my sister. I have a sister.

Dennis Finch:
[to Jack] Now she's just babbling.

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