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Just Shoot Me!1997

Just Shoot Me! is an American television sitcom that aired on NBC from March 4, 1997, to August 16, 2003, with a total of 148 half-hour episodes spanning seven seasons. The show was created by Steven Levitan, the show's executive producer. The show … more »


Elliot DiMauro:
Carmen loves me. She just doesn't know how to express it.

Dennis Finch:
Yeah. That's it. She can't express it. Maybe this is what she's thinking.

[tears the picture of Carmen Electra off the cover, tears a hole where her lips are, and puts it in front of his face, the mouth going on the hole]

Dennis Finch:
Oh, Elliot. I'm Carmen Electra from TV's Baywatch. Get lost, you pasty freak. I wouldn't even let my stunt double give you mouth-to-mouth.

Elliot DiMauro:
That's cute. But this is what she's really thinking.

[takes the photo and puts it to his face]

Elliot DiMauro:
Oh, Elliot. Not only are you a genius, but you are the sexiest guy on the beach. I'd like to run in slow motion towards you and climb your lifeguard tower. Oh, help me! The riptide's got me! I'm going down! I'm going down!

Carmen Electra:
Elliot, are you through?

Elliot DiMauro:
Carmen.

Dennis Finch:
Care to make it 54?

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