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Just Shoot Me!1997

Just Shoot Me! is an American television sitcom that aired on NBC from March 4, 1997, to August 16, 2003, with a total of 148 half-hour episodes spanning seven seasons. The show was created by Steven Levitan, the show's executive producer. The show … more »


Jack Gallo:
Some years ago I was in Chicago on business, and everyone is telling me about the ribs on this place called Twin Anchors. Well, I walked all over that damned city and didn't find it, so I stop at a little grocery store for directions, and I find this tiny old woman making tamales.

Maya Gallo:
Don't tell me, the best Mexican food you have ever eaten.

Jack Gallo:
Nope, I got food poisoning.

Maya Gallo:
Is there a point to this story?

Jack Gallo:
Yes. The delivery girl from the pharmacy next door had the finest bosoms I have ever seen. And this was back when bosoms were real, Maya.

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