Just Shoot Me!1997

Jack Gallo:
I need you to come to Woodbridge with me, to tell them what a great father I am.

Maya Gallo:
Oh, you want me to lie.

Jack Gallo:
Not lie, just have some fun with the truth.

Maya Gallo:
I can have fun with the truth. I used to be good at having fun with the truth. Like when you didn't come to my sweet sixteen party, I told my friends that you were donating a kidney.

Jack Gallo:
I'm a giver.

Maya Gallo:
And when you weren't there when I had the lead role in Oklahoma, I told them you were in an avalanche.

Jack Gallo:
My worst nightmare.

Maya Gallo:
And when you weren't at my high school graduation, I told everyone you were hunting Nazis in Argentina.

Jack Gallo:
I hate Nazis. Always have.

Maya Gallo:
And then there was the time I realized everyone knew I was lying, and that's when having fun with the truth stopped being fun.

Jack Gallo:
Please, don't do it for me. Do it for Hannah. [speaks in high-pitched voice while holding picture of Hannah] Pwease, big sister. I wanna go to the good school.

Maya Gallo:
Fine, I'll do it. But that is the most annoying voice I have ever heard. [opens door, the screeching sound of Cholera Joe Hopper singing is playing outside]