Justice League2001

[Ultra-Humanite places the toy in front of the children; it lights up, and starts playing the theme from "The Nutcracker."]

D.J. Rubber Ducky:
[Humanite's voice] Hello, children. Come close and I'll tell you a story.

Little Girl:
Is that D.J. Rubber Ducky?

Little Boy:
He sounds weird.

D.J. Rubber Ducky:
[as they gather round] Little Clara had just received a beautiful toy nutcracker from her godfather, the mysterious Herr Drosselmeyer...

Ultra-Humanite:
Well? An improvement, wouldn't you say?

The Flash:
I kind of liked it when he made the poopy noise.

[Humanite frowns; Flash looks at the children, listening raptly to the story]

D.J. Rubber Ducky:
That night, as Clara slept beneath the Christmas tree, her beloved toy came alive to lead her on an unforgettable adventure...

The Flash:
But this is good too.