K-On!2009

Ritsu Tainaka:
Oh that's right we need to come up with a spiel.

Yui Hirasawa:
What is a spiel?

Ritsu Tainaka:
Intros and stuff. You know like when the band banters with the crowd between songs at a concert.

Yui Hirasawa:
Oh, right, right!

Ritsu Tainaka:
[Ritsu stands and starts pretending like she's speaking to the audience] Hey everybody, how are you doing? The light music club would like to welcome you to our very first show ever today! Now let's introduce our members. [introducing Yui] Guitar! You can always find her slacking on her days off, if it's sweet leave it to me she always says, it's the Devil may care fairy, Yui! [Yui imitates playing a guitar] And on keyboard, she's your girl when it comes to fine snack foods, she has the graceful lively natural airhead of a rich girl, give a big hand to, Mugi! [Mugi imitates playing a keyboard] And on bass and vocals! Scary and gory stories are most definitely not her thing, she's the dawn of the Light Music Club, the dangerous queen, it's Mio! [SMACK] OW!

Mio Akiyama:
[Mio just hit Ritsu] Who are you calling dangerous, huh?

Ritsu Tainaka:
You just proved my point!

Ritsu Tainaka:
And last but not least, me! Fair of face and figure and mind, she's everybody's idol with her sunny smile, give a big hand to me, Ritsu! [SMACK]

Mio Akiyama:
[Mio hit Ritsu again] Quit tooting your own horn!