K-On!2009

Mio Akiyama:
[the group becomes suspicious at Yui's playing] Yui...

Ui Hirasawa:
[posing as Yui] Yes?

Mio Akiyama:
Our sound is way too tight, it's never ever felt like that before!

Ritsu Tainaka:
All of a sudden you're playing way too on the beat! What happened?

Ui Hirasawa:
N-not a thing...

Tsumugi Kotobuki:
The moon has turned to blood.

Azusa Nakano:
So what's the problem if our sound is tight than that's a good thing! If you ask me that's the best we've ever played.

Ui Hirasawa:
Yeah yeah, I think we should listen to Azusa!

Tsumugi Kotobuki:
Guess you're right.

Ritsu Tainaka:
I suppose we were just thrown through a loop.

Ui Hirasawa:
Miss Ritsu you and Miss Tsumugi just worry too much.

Ritsu Tainaka:
Miss Ritsu?

Tsumugi Kotobuki:
Miss Tsumugi?

Sawako Yamanka:
[suddenly appearing from nowhere] It's time you dropped the masquerade, Ui-chan.

Ritsu Tainaka:
When did you? Wha...

Ritsu Tainaka, Tsumugi Kotobuki, Azusa Nakano, Mio Akiyama:
Ui-chan?

Sawako Yamanka:
You may be able to fool others but you can't fool me. Your b*obs are bigger than Yui-chan's!

Ui Hirasawa:
I-I-I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about!

Azusa Nakano:
Okay, call me by my nickname then!

Ui Hirasawa:
A-Azusa Number 2!

Azusa Nakano:
An imposter!