K.C. Undercover2015

Eliza Montgomery:
[Eliza and KC are at the coffee shop where they are having a party night. Eliza brings two cups of coffee to her and KC's table] Extra-bold dark roast. The beans are fermented in elephant poo for an extra kick! [Eliza giggles]

K.C. Cooper:
[almost disgusted, but has to keep her cover] Oh, goody! Kick me! [Eliza chuckles] [points to Eliza] Hey, check out that cutie over there. [Eliza looks across the table, and sees the barista, KC spills her coffee on a plant]

Eliza Montgomery:
Harper, you and I have very different taste in guys!

K.C. Cooper:
[pointing to her half-spilled coffee cup] Mmm, yummy!

Eliza Montgomery:
[Eliza looks out the window and sees the paparazzi taking pictures of her and KC] Ugh, not again! [she tips her coffee at the window and pokes her tongue out and makes a funny face at the paparazzi]

K.C. Cooper:
No! Eliza, chill! Dude, you *do* realise that your dad *is* the President of the United States, right?

Eliza Montgomery:
Who cares? He doesn't give an elephant's poo about me! Besides, Eliza Montgomery *loves* the media attention, haven't you heard?

K.C. Cooper:
You *do* like the attention, but I think you might want it from your dad.

Eliza Montgomery:
Right. Yeah, like my dad knows I exist! He's so busy running the country, that I am the last thing he even thinks about... [realising what she has been doing in the past]... which is why I act out to get his attention! [realising KC is right] OK, you might have a point.

K.C. Cooper:
Look, your dad has seen you sneak out to parties, OK. He's seen you fail out of schools, and ditch your Secret Service agents, but you know what he hasn't seen you do? [looks at Eliza, and she looks at her like, "What?"] Get an A!

Eliza Montgomery:
[gasps] That would *totally* freak him out! I'd be all like, "You don't know me, Pops! I got mad study skills!" [looks at KC, worried] Except I totally don't, dude!

K.C. Cooper:
I can totally help you study, dude.

Eliza Montgomery:
Really, dude?

K.C. Cooper:
Yeah, dude!

Eliza Montgomery:
[in a thank you tone] Dude!

K.C. Cooper:
[in a you're welcome tone] Dude!

Eliza Montgomery:
[gasps] Too bad the library isn't open now!

K.C. Cooper:
Well, we snuck out, we can sneak back in.

Eliza Montgomery, K.C. Cooper:
[pointing at each other thinking it's a good idea] [in unison] Dude!