Kath & Kim

Kath & Kim2002

Kath & Kim is an Australian television situation comedy. The programme was created by its stars Jane Turner and Gina Riley, who play the title characters of suburban mother Kath Day-Knight, a cheery middle-aged woman and her self-indulgent daugh… more »



[Kim is preparing to give Sharon a makeover]

Kim:
Right, first things first. What season are you? Have you ever been assessed?

Sharon:
What?

Kim:
You know, like I'm a winter because I'm dark and frosty.

Sharon:
Oh, well, I'm kind of sunny, so maybe I should be a summer.

Kim:
No. And you're too heavy for summer and you're definitely not a spring.

Sharon:
No, on account of my allergies.

Kim:
I think I'll just put down El Nino.

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