Keen Eddie2003

Fiona:
Hello?

Eddie:
Hi, remember me?

Fiona:
No, I don't think I could forget you Eddie, even with therapy.

Eddie:
God, I like you so much better with some distance between us.

Fiona:
Well then back up just a few more steps. Keep going until you hit America. Look whatd'you want - your sourness is ruining my sauce.

Eddie:
Listen, I forgot my razor. I was wondering if you could put it in a bag and leave it on the porch. I already sent somebody over to pick it up.

Fiona:
I can't touch you razor, I haven't had the proper shots. Besides doesn't you and your girlfriend like the rough look?

Eddie:
What're you talking about?

Fiona:
You should pick up a newspaper from time to time. Your razor awaits.