Kenny Starfighter1997

Kenny Starfighter:
[meeting a washing machine for the first time] Who are you? Identify! [slaps the washing machine with a flyswatter]

[washing machine starts making noises]

Kenny Starfighter:
Hey, don't cry! Sorry! Hey, boli boli, my name is Kenny Starfighter. Hey, do you know where I am?

[washing machine makes more noises]

Kenny Starfighter:
Hee hee hee hee hee, I didn't see that. This helmet and everything, you know. So how long have you been here?

[washing machine makes more noises]

Kenny Starfighter:
Wow, I have no plans of staying that long. Bye then. Sorry!... Hey, do you know how I get out of here?

[washing machine makes more noises]

Kenny Starfighter:
Flip a coin? No way. NO WAY! Then I'd rather use the teleporter, then I know where I'll end up.