King of Kensington1975

Jim Bacon:
Hey King, wonder why I'm taking these notes?

Larry King:
No.

Jim Bacon:
I'm taking these notes for the community center's Times. Wondering what that is?

Larry King:
No.

Jim Bacon:
It's the newspaper I'm starting! It's a perfect way to combine my literary leanings with my job! Also, it could mean big bucks!

Larry King:
Look, Jim, I've been up all night trying to finish this book. I've got four pages left to find out who did it.

Jim Bacon:
Sure. I estimate about twenty pages. "Jim Shorts." Get it? Gymnasium shorts! Sort of a gossip column and eh--

Larry King:
Jim?

Jim Bacon:
Yo!

Larry King:
Bug off.

Jim Bacon:
Hey, sure! You don't have to hit me over the head with a two by four.

Larry King:
[slams door in Jim's face]