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[Simon had faked his own death in the past. This time he really is dead. Peter, Beatrice and Aunt Auriel are looking wistfully at his gravestone]

Beatrice Kingdom:
Amazing to think he's actually down there this time.

Aunt Auriel:
You were quite sure he was dead?

Peter Kingdom:
Oh yes. As was the doctor. And the pathologist. And the undertaker.

Aunt Auriel:
Always pays to be certain with Simon.