Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge1994

Alan Partridge:
Sorry, I'm confused, I've got to ask a couple of questions. This man here, what's this round his midriff?

Yvonne Boyd:
It's a blood bag.

Alan Partridge:
What if it bursts?

Yvonne Boyd:
Well, you mop it up.

Alan Partridge:
What with? What with?

Yvonne Boyd:
With the eyepatch. It's not a problem. I mean, what if your nose bleeds? You know, what if your arm bursts?

Alan Partridge:
What?

Yvonne Boyd:
What if your arm bursts?

Alan Partridge:
Sorry, I've heard of a nosebleed, but in my 14 years of professional broadcasting, including 3 years as a hospital radio disc jockey, I've never had anyone come up to me and say "My arm's just burst. Could you play a dedication?"