Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge1994

Alan Partridge:
Charlotte Fraser, Labour, we see these pictures of old woman's faces in the paper, surely the best way to deal with hooligans is to hang them by the neck until the spinal column is severed thus starving the body of oxygen, isn't that the best, most sensible way to deal with them?

Charlotte Fraser:
Absolutely not, no, hanging really is brutal and barbaric and the hallmark of an uncivilised society.

Alan Partridge:
[interrupting] OK, right, what about lethal injection? Gas chamber? Electric chair? You know? We're spoiled for choice.

Charlotte Fraser:
That's not really the point, Alan. I mean, all the indications...

Alan Partridge:
Firing squad?

Lieutenant Colonel Kojak Slaphead III:
The head slap?

Alan Partridge:
The head slap... No, don't, please, please, don't, um, please don't do that, Lieutenant Colonel Kojak Slaphead III.

Charlotte Fraser:
There's no evidence to show that capital punishment would reduce the crime statistics.

Alan Partridge:
Well, it'd reduce it by one, wouldn't it?