L.A. Law1986

Ray Breecher:
I was shocked. They're running a frog jumping contests. It's supposed to be a legitimate thing. I show up with my frog and they won't let him jump.

Michael Roitman:
What reason did they give for excluding you, sir?

Ray Breecher:
And they say it was too big. Now there's nothing about size in the rules and suddenly they go too big. The fix had a be in.

Jonathan Rollins:
Objection.

Judge Walter Green:
Sustained.

Ray Breecher:
I paid 1,300 bucks for this frog, plus travel.

Michael Roitman:
Plus travel?

Ray Breecher:
I had him flown in for Africa. There's a lot of paperwork to be done on that, I tell you.

Michael Roitman:
You also put him to, uh, rigorous training camp, did you not?

Ray Breecher:
And we did sprints, jumps, squats, big hops, little hops, and I even put him on his little wheel for aerobic conditioning.

[Scoffs]

Ray Breecher:
I tell you, I push that frog.

Michael Roitman:
How much does this, uh, arbitrary disqualification cost you, sir?

Ray Breecher:
The winner gets 40,000, which would have been mine. You get an extra 10 grand for setting a record, which my frog could have done on one leg easy.

Michael Roitman:
I have nothing further, sir.