L.A. Law1986

Michael Roitman:
Mrs. Wynn. Uh, Ms. Wynn. Are there, uh, rules guiding these competitions?

Gretchen Wynn:
There are.

Michael Roitman:
Do these rules limit the size of the entrance?

Gretchen Wynn:
Who would've thought they could get so big?

Michael Roitman:
Is it not true, Mrs. Wynn, that you disqualified my client's frog because you knew that would break the world's record? You didn't want to be on the hook for extra 10 grand?

Gretchen Wynn:
Not true. That frog was fat, and languid, and it probably wouldn't have budged.

Ray Breecher:
Lying cheat.

Jonathan Rollins:
Objection.

Ray Breecher:
It jumps huge!

Judge Walter Green:
Hey, Mr. Breecher.

Gretchen Wynn:
We also suspected steroid.

Michael Roitman:
Objection, Your Honor!

Ray Breecher:
Defamation of character!

Judge Walter Green:
That's enough! Alright, I wanna see this thing. Can you bring it in here?

Gretchen Wynn:
In a truck, maybe.

Judge Walter Green:
Mrs. Wynn, I'm going to lose my patience.

Michael Roitman:
Uh, yes, Your Honor. We can have said frog here, uh, in the A.M.

Judge Walter Green:
Good. I want to see if it's really a frog. And I want to see if it jumps. Have it here at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning.

[Judge Green puts his glasses back on, and warned Mr. Breecher, remember to stay clean and drug-free without steroids]

Judge Walter Green:
Drug-free. We're adjourned.