L.A. Law1986

Stuart Markowitz:
[while cutting into a potato after roasting it over an open fire] Ugh! Ann, the middle is all raw. I knew we should have bought that butane stove.

Ann Kelsey:
[voice-over] Eat some more trail mix.

Stuart Markowitz:
I'm sick of trail mix.

Ann Kelsey:
Well, if you hadn't broken all the eggs when you tumbled over...

Stuart Markowitz:
Yeah, like that was really my fault.

Ann Kelsey:
I don't want to fight anymore. Could you throw some toilet paper over here?

Stuart Markowitz:
Sure. Where'd you pack it?

Ann Kelsey:
I didn't pack it. You did.

Stuart Markowitz:
No, I thought you did.

Ann Kelsey:
Oh, swell! You brought ever damn thing in the world out here except the toilet paper! What am I supposed to do?

Stuart Markowitz:
How about using a leaf?

Ann Kelsey:
A leaf?

Stuart Markowitz:
Yeah. You said you didn't want anything to come between you and nature.