L.A. Law1986

Douglas Brackman, Jr.:
[in the woods during a paintball war] You're very lucky, Jonathan.

Jonathan Rollins:
Why?

Douglas Brackman, Jr.:
Because you have youth. Choices. Look at me. I'm 40 years old. I'm out here in the woods, shivering all night, because I can't say "no" to a client who makes designer tampons for a living and sells them to the uptight and out-of-sight. I'm intimidated by clients! I'm scared of my ex-wife. My teenage son ignores me. And I'm too afraid to light a fire because of Stuart Markowitz, a five-foot, six-inch tax attorney with a Hitler complex. Don't end up like me, Jonathan. You still have choices.

Jonathan Rollins:
Douglas, you still have choices in life.

Douglas Brackman, Jr.:
You know, you're right. I chose to light a fire.