L.A. Law1986

Douglas Brackman, Jr.:
Oh, for heaven sakes. What's wrong with Benny? No bagels. No bear claws.

Arnie Becker:
No, blame L.A.'s finest who have us surrounded.

Gwen Taylor:
It's been under surveillance is no picnic, Arnie, but I'm trying to go about my daily routines, so... let's get on with business.

Douglas Brackman, Jr.:
Couldn't put it better myself. First up, everyone's favorite, innocent convict. People vs. Osgood.

Leland McKenzie:
Well the bad news is Phillip Tice who confessed to the Halliday murder, uh, recently died. On the upside, I have secured an address on a missing witness. Daniel and I plan on paying him a visit.

Daniel Morales:
Assuming the address is current.

Douglas Brackman, Jr.:
Let's hope so because this could be for Frank Osgood's last chance. Next. People vs. Darcy.

Melina Paros:
Anton Darcy is a longtime family friend. The grand jury indicted him for arranging his father's murder. I believe he's being framed.

Douglas Brackman, Jr.:
What do you know the grand jury doesn't?

Melina Paros:
Come on, Douglas, the grand jury with an indictable bologna sandwich has the D.A. wanted.

Leland McKenzie:
Doesn't the D.A. have a confession?

Melina Paros:
Not from our client, the police have another suspect in custody who's been offered a deal, now he's pointing the finger at Anton to save himself.

Jonathan Rollins:
Because the trial's been expedited, I've been helping Melina, and I'll step in as needed. [Leland gives cheers to Jonathan while carrying his glass of orange juice]

Douglas Brackman, Jr.:
Keep us posted. Bancroft vs. Bennett.

Ann Kelsey:
Camille Bancroft, a Shakespeare professor at Stanford is suing her colleague Simon Bennett for unfair competition.

Douglas Brackman, Jr.:
Over Shakespeare?

Ann Kelsey:
Simon Bennett and Camille Bancroft have taught together for years, not long ago he published his own book, based on their teaching method.

Stuart Markowitz:
That's a great book. Shakespeare in Love. Won the Pulitzer Prize.

Ann Kelsey:
Right. Deposition start today, and I was hoping to reach a settlement, but Simon and Camille are like stubborn children. They always have been.

Leland McKenzie:
Do you know them?

Ann Kelsey:
My first year at Stanford, I majored in drama. Overtime, I kept in touch with Camille.

Arnie Becker:
Shakespeare's so depressing, I mean the lovers are always doomed.

Gwen Taylor:
They're dead.

Melina Paros:
That's why they call 'em tragedy.

Douglas Brackman, Jr.:
All's well that ends well. [Douglas closed his pocket watch that the time is up. The law meeting is adjourned]