Last Tango in Halifax2012

[Celia and Alan are talking to the vicar about getting married in church]

Vicar:
You're both regular churchgoers, obviously?

[silence, as Celia and Alan look at each other]

Celia:
Well, we have been in the past.

Vicar:
So, you're not regular churchgoers now?

Alan:
Not... no.

Vicar:
When did you last go to church?

Alan:
Er... Christmas. 19... oh, er... 77.

Vicar:
[sighs] What about you, Mrs Dawson?

Celia:
About the same.

Vicar:
So why do you want God's blessing, if you don't go to church? I'm just interested.

Alan:
We thought he might like the trade.