Late Night with Conan O'Brien1993

Conan O'Brien:
A lot of people seemed to like President Bush's speech last night.

Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger:
Noooooo!

Conan O'Brien:
No?

Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger:
It was garbage! No-one even watched it!

Conan O'Brien:
What do you mean no-one watched it?

Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger:
They were too busy watching my convention speech again! It's now available on DVD!

Conan O'Brien:
Oh, wait. You mean to say you put your convention speech on a DVD?

Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger:
Yah, I expanded it into a full-length feature by adding deleted scenes and there's some new explosions, and I even added a commentary track by me!

Conan O'Brien:
What? Your DVD has you doing a commentary track?

Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger:
Yah, yah! It's filled with insightful comments I made during the speech! Comments like 'Look! That's me!' and 'Oh, this is a good speech!' and 'Oh, check out the jugs on that delegate from Rhode Island'!

Conan O'Brien:
Okay, you shouldn't do that. That's not good.

Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger:
Plus, Conan, there's more! There's *more*!

Conan O'Brien:
Really? There's more?

Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger:
Yah, there's an alternate ending to the speech! Where my speech fights with George Bush's speech on the surface of Mars!

Conan O'Brien:
The two speeches fight?

Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger:
The two speeches collide in a never-before-seen conglomeration of speeches! My speech on the surface it tears into George Bush's speech, rips it into shreds and I turn to the camera and I say, "I'm speechless!"