Late Show with David Letterman1993

[about performing in Salt Lake City]

Peanut:
It was kind of a sad trip to Salt Lake City, because apparently there at the local zoo, they've been having trouble with their giraffe population.

Jeff Durham:
Yes.

Peanut:
And the day before we got there, they lost another giraffe.

Jeff Durham:
Yes.

Peanut:
Apparently, this giraffe got sick, collapsed, threw up, and died.

Jeff Durham:
Very sad. Nothing funny about that.

[Peanut turns to stare at Jeff]

Jeff Durham:
[worried] You found something funny with that?

[Peanut nods]

Jeff Durham:
What?

Peanut:
The throwing up part.

[laughter]

Jeff Durham:
How is that funny?

Peanut:
A giraffe, throwing up? Think about it! It would take for*ever*!

[Peanut pantomimes throwing up, turning his head to the side, downwards, backwards, and finally pantomimes looking at a watch]

Peanut:
You could get your taxes done in the time he's finished!