Law & Order1990

Judge Martha Archer:
A sawbuck says... there's no need to ask for a plea.

Malcolm Yates:
Not Guilty.

Judge Martha Archer:
Ah! I should get on a bus to Atlantic City.

Bernie Adler, Defense Attorney:
Your Honor...

Judge Martha Archer:
Oh, lighten up, Counselor.

A.D.A. Connie Rubirosa:
People request bail in the amount of one million dollars.

Bernie Adler, Defense Attorney:
Mr. Yates is a student who can barely afford his rent.

Judge Martha Archer:
Let's cut that in half.

A.D.A. Connie Rubirosa:
It's fine by me, Your Honor.

Judge Martha Archer:
So what do you say, Mr. Adler? Deal... or no deal?

[chuckles]

Judge Martha Archer:
I'm sorry, I just can't resist.

Bernie Adler, Defense Attorney:
Do I have a choice?

Judge Martha Archer:
Not really.