Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit1999

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (often abbreviated to Law & Order: SVU or just SVU) is an American police procedural, legal, crime drama television series set in New York City, where it is also primarily produced. In the style of the origi… more »



Detective Elliot Stabler:
[Stabler and Benson are looking through a victims belonging's as part of their investigation] She must have had fun naming her computer files... Uh, this is "Penis.Quotes." You want to read it or should I?

Detective Olivia Benson:
Oh, knock yourself out.

Detective Elliot Stabler:
[Takes a quick glance and a moment later gives it to Benson with discomfort] No, that's yours.

Captain Donald Cragen:
Anything?

Detective Elliot Stabler:
No.

Detective Olivia Benson:
Okay, "Biology of the Amazons" by Grethen Quinn. "There's a tiny catfish feared more than the piranha. It's called a..."

Captain Donald Cragen:
Candiru.

Detective Elliot Stabler:
Say what?

Captain Donald Cragen:
This is beautiful. Tell him.

Detective Olivia Benson:
[Reading a passage] "It will swim right into a man's penis and lodge itself there by erecting sharp spines." Ow.

Detective Elliot Stabler:
Erecting sharp spines... That's a fish with a sense of irony. How'd you know that?

Captain Donald Cragen:
In the jungle they always taught us, "Don't hose your nose; Hold your stones."

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