Law & Order: Special Victims Unit1999

John Munch:
[birds in a cage] If only they could talk.

Dr. Melinda Warner:
Well I'm no Dr. Dolittle, but a swab of the dog's mouth might tell us if he bit the perp while trying to protect her.

Detective Elliot Stabler:
Need a vet?

Dr. Melinda Warner:
No, I can do it, come here, boy. [swabs dog's mouth, pauses]

Detective Elliot Stabler:
You okay?

Dr. Melinda Warner:
He's just a dead ringer for my dog, Petey.

Detective Elliot Stabler:
I didn't know you had a dog.

Dr. Melinda Warner:
Yeah well, with the work I do, it's nice to come home to something breathing.

John Munch:
Yeah, we had a dog once, my father tripped over it and took him back to the pound the next day.

Detective Elliot Stabler:
Lay down with dogs, wake up with fleas. Same with men. [looks at victim murdered in her bed]