Law & Order: Special Victims Unit1999

Officer:
[on the street with Fin, getting a cup of coffee] Yeah, they called it in alright.

Det. Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola:
Why didn't you file a 61?

Officer:
I didn't believe those two crazies. No victim; no evidence of a crime.

Det. Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola:
What, you moonlighting as a crime scene tech now?

Officer:
You wouldn't've filed a report, either. The perp they described looked like the Unabomber. And I haven't heard anything on the news that he escaped.

Det. Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola:
Okay; I need the names of the witnesses.

Officer:
I didn't write 'em down. [sits on car]

Det. Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola:
Well, I'm definitely gonna write yours down.

Officer:
Look, their eyes were bloodshot; they were stoned out of their gourds.

Det. Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola:
[mad] That doesn't mean they couldn't help.

Officer:
The way they were dressed, they were the ones who needed help.

Det. Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola:
What do you mean?

Officer:
His face was painted; she had black feathers all over her, like they came straight out of the nuthouse. Claimed they got off work at some restaurant.

Det. Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola:
Do ya remember the name of the joint?

Officer:
Uh, Joe's? Moe's? Poe's? Somethin' like that.