Law & Order: Special Victims Unit1999

Kev:
Ohh-kay. Well, I have nothing on file for yourczarina.com other than that someone wired in some money from offshore. That's all I got.

Detective Amanda Rollins:
Okay, then give us the I.P. address and the wire info and we'll take it from there.

Kev:
Uh, I can't do that because our clients pay us top dollar to maintain their privacy. So if you want that information, you've gotta come back in with a search warrant, okay?

Detective Amanda Rollins:
I don't think you understand.

Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola:
Let's get something straight. First, spit that lollipop out, before I smack it out your mouth. You're not a five-year-old.

Detective Amanda Rollins:
You make us get a warrant, we're gonna call the feds.

Kev:
Uh, well, we're not doing anything illegal here.

Detective Amanda Rollins:
This place here is a front, your server is illegal, and we're gonna hold you responsible for all of the crimes on all of the sites.

Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola:
We're gonna shut this toilet down and put your little ass in jail. You understand me - jail. Where you're gonna be suckin' on somethin' else. Now, what you wanna do? You want that?

Kev:
No, no I don't want that, so I'm gonna help you out. But can we not call in the feds on this? Is that cool?

Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola:
We don't like them anyway.

Kev:
Great, so we're on the same page. Um, this is the physical address of the last place that the website was logged into and changed. Okay. So that's the best that I can do for you. Okay? So are we cool now?

Detective Amanda Rollins:
[dialing her phone] Yeah, yeah, we're done here.

Kev:
Great.

FBI Agent:
[bursting into the room] F.B.I., hands up now! Move away from your keyboards.

Kev:
Come on, you lied to me?

Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola:
Yup!

Detective Amanda Rollins:
Ain't life a b*tch?